HEY! BEFORE YOU GO ANY FURTHER, BUY OUR DAMN ALBUM. IT'S HERE and HERE. SERIOUSLY. BUY IT. PLAY IT LOUD. BURN IT AN AND LIMEWIRE IT. PLAY IT FOR KIDS. THEY'LL LOVE IT, IT'S GOT SWEARS.

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AND NOW ON TO THE DISCLAIMER:

This is the home page of the Matthew Grimm & the Red Smear. We play rock music. We also conceive and forward dangerous ideas about sacred institutions, radical stuff about the world being ruled by evil, lordly cretins who just want to make themselves wealthier and don't care who dies in the process, y'know, all the stuff that's been borne out by facts and history over the last six years. Don't say we didn't tell you so, because we so goddamn told you so.

Oh, yeah, and we use swears a lot because that's how people talk in the real world, especially us, so if you're easily offended, sorry, but the grownups are talking. We mean you no ill-will. At the end of the day, we just play rock music, but our ideas inform that rock music, so we use this site to sort of round and extrapolate on those ideas. You might not like them. Some people don't like ideas. It's okay, just, if you don't, you probably won't like us, and if so, good enough, have a nice life.

Click here to continue into the magical, foul-mouthed, funny world of Matthew Grimm & the Red Smear, but don't say you weren't warned!